OS Prayer

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.

Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
In kernel as it is in user!

I received the following in return.

Our OS who art in CPU, Windows be thy name.
Thy programs crash, my data trash,
in SOHO as it is in Redmond.
Give us this day our unscheduled Updates
And forgive us our Grokstering
as we forgive those who probe our ports.
And lead us not into OS-X envy
but protect us from backfiring patches,
For thine is the Corporation,
and the EULAs,
and the shrink wrap forever,
Amen.